The True Meaning of Saint Patrick's Day

While some people think that Saint Patrick's Day is a day to feast, drink, wear green, and celebrate the Irish culture, the Zelda knows the true meaning. Saint Patrick's Day is truly a day to force others to wear stupid hats, and as such I celebrated appropriately by cramming my brother Link's head into a tiny leprechaun hat for the enjoyment of the internet.

The Zelda on Computers...literally

The Zelda has made great strides in updating herself to understand the newest technology trends. Previously I thought humans who stared at computers all day were silly because you really cannot chase a squirrel while on a computer, but then I saw some of the appeal of being on a computer. The more Zelda the better I always say.

The Zelda likes seeing the Zelda

A Dog on Shameless

By now most people and puppies have heard of the Showtime hit Shameless and I honestly do not know what the hype is all about. SO it's edgy because people run around naked or something, well the Zelda is naked all day long, so I need more than that. Now put on Wishbone or Benji and I am set. Actually, to be completely honest I have never seen Shameless, I just really liked the title of this post so I went with it...the Zelda apologizes for wasting your time.

Zelda's Thoughts on Toys

The Zelda's feelings on toys is the same as her feeling on mailmen...if it can't be ripped into one hundred pieces it is not worth my time.

The Zelda can make many from just one...let me loose in a grocery store and I will solve world hunger

The Zelda's Blog Idea

Apparently I have been told I do not pull my own weight around the house and I have been criticized for not having a job, but last time I checked being adorable is a full time commitment, but alas, the Zelda must blog to pay a non-existent rent. I still think the whole thing is absurd, especially considering there is no money in being adorable unless you are Haley Joel Osment, but at the same time is there really any money in blogging? Is this a futile effort taken place by this puppy, or perhaps just a vain attempt for this shiba to rise to stardom…a girl can dream can’t she?

So what should I blog about, I have no job, I sleep all day, and I have no real interest in politics…actually it sounds like I am relatively relatable to the average American…just joking, I don’t play video games.